Question: What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer: Princess Diana's death.
Question: How come?
Answer: An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel,driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunkon Scottish whisky,followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,on Japanese motorcycles;treated by an American doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by Nawabrian, using Bill Gates' technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer,that use Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor,assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Pakistan lorry-drivers hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals......hat, my friend, is Globalization.
- Arshad Syed
26 comments:
Globalization?
Posted by Arshad Syed
This message is for the Administrator of this website. Please allow your website users to post their own identity under Gupshup1 (Your Blogger display name).As u can see I had to use the
Comment field to post my name.
Other than that this site is well-organized
Keep up the good work!
Arshad,
For technical reasons we cannot offer that provision.
Remember that ours is the only blog that allows those who would want to remain anonymous both to create discussions and post comments. This is our beauty. In all other blogs discussions are exclusively created by the moderator or members of the blog who have signed up. We eliminate the sign up provision by allowing everyone to create a discussion on the fly, dynamically, as a generic user Gupshup1. And than they came put the name at the end of the topic.
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- DNF Website Team
Arshad good to see you joining the virtual NawabBari.
Apart from Reaz Phuppa and Mashook Bhai ,we did nor get much input from Nawabbarian's in Torornto.
Thanks for taking the driving seat instead of being a passenger.
Hi Arshad,
Heartiest congratulations for writing such a valuable article, full of knowledge and quiet interesting and unbelievable. But that is true. Keep up writing such interesting articles in future also.
Mashoque.
I am not reading any interesting info. from Iftekhar for long time. Ifto pls. keep writing. I enjoy your articles.
Mashooque
Ha Ha... Good one!!!
Thanks for the smiles.
Dear Arshad,
I had a ball of a time feasting on your article "Globalization"..some food for thought indeed!with an exotic blend of words and hint of sparkling humor...Do keep up your flair for writing!
that's great. i read this same thing a year ago. it's all over the Web.
Its true that this is indeed all around the web. However, when presented in the nawabbari site with the word nawabbarian included ; it has its own authenticity. He was just trying to break the ice, please don't discourage him.
BE NICE!!!
lol i know rite..some ppl just dont get it..
ok, i'm sorry.
yay, arshad!
go arshad, go arshad
(just don't publish it anywhere, cuz it's still plagiarism)
plagiarism at it best.muhahahaha
ya, you're right, that's another thing nawabarians and south asians are very well known for (plagiarism).
so much for globalization...
My sole purpose was to ensure that this article, which I came to hear from one of my friend, get it acrossed to all DNF web site surfers and share the laughter that it may cause. Not to take any sort of credit or pride for being the first peson to produce or publish it.(as the anonymous person presumed).
So I fervently hope and most humbly request that we should use our precious time and brain wisely in regards to express our opinion/comment, and have courage to disclose our name.
lol arshad! takin' english litareture class or something ;)
Please refrain from making critical remarks and resorting to personal attacks.
- DNF Website Team
You could have at least created a biliography to name your source. I mean, that is something they teach in third grade these days.
Arshad, just posted a joke in good spirit.
Come on, get a life, he doesn't have to name sources!
Do you name sources everytime you post a joke?
Good going Arshad !
Please share more of these with us.
Typical nawab-barian people..what else do u expect ???
Scoffing at Nawab-barians??
yup! why not..isn't what they do best ? cant give other's credit for anything ?
I'm impressed with your site, very nice graphics!
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I really enjoyed looking at your site, I found it very helpful indeed, keep up the good work.
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